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English Kills
Joke about how you can eat and drink what you like as long as you don't speak English. |
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Terrible Accident
Husband and wife get into a bad car crash and the wife's face is badly burned. |
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Great Female Comebacks
Loads of one-liners for girls to respond to guy's pick-up lines. |
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Bizarre Suicide
A president of forensics astounds his audience with a weird story. |
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Hell Ain't Bad
Guy goes to hell and feels horrible until a demon walks up and talks to him. |
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English is Silly
Funny poem about all the weird paradoxes and strange combination of words in the English lanuages. |
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We're Busy
Guy calls up the police about someone breaking into his shed but the cops say they are too busy. |
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Car Keys
Guy sees a woman who is locked out of her car and offers his help. |
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Think About It
Things to ponder like doors on a house, skeletons, english words, UFOs, and more. |
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Morning Poem
Nice little morning poetry with a little twist at the end. |
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Getting Hired
A boss who is sensitive about is ears is hiring new employees. |
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Cherry Mistmas
Recipe for some sort of vodka cake. |
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An Elderly Moment
An old man talks to another about the restaurant he went to. |
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Job Definition
The real meanings behind the way employees are defined. |
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Knowing The Driver
Description of different kinds of car drivers all over America. |
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Because You're Blonde
Blonde girl asks her mom why her handwriting is good and why she is so tall compared to her schoolmates. |
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Too Long
A pretty secretary is asked by a rich African king to marry him. |
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Types of Men in Bathroom
Different style of taking a leak in a bathroom stall toilet or urinal. |
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Same Difference
Differences between a boss and an employee at the work place. |
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Go To Vegas
Guy comes home and hears a voice telling him to sell his house. |
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I Am Pierre
A brave French fighter pilot has a pleasant picnic with his girlfriend Marie. |
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Dumb Labels
Actual labels on consumer goods proving that mankind is doomed through stupidity. |
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Annoying Wheel
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel in his pants. |
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Find Your Butt
An explanation as to why dogs sniff each others butts. |
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Children's Poetry
Funny nursery rhymes modified with some humor added into them. |
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Explain The Kids
Wife discovers her husbands secret after all these years and comfronts him about it. |
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Too Much Sex
Maria marries and has tons of children, remarries and has even more children. |
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Mental Health Hotline
Phone up the mental health hotline and listen to your options. |
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Big Boobs
Teacher goes around the class asking her students to use the word fascinate. |
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Got a Haircut
Funny joke showing the differences between men and women when they get haircuts. |
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Play On Words
A neat way to use play on words in the English language. |
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Funny Similes
A bunch of funny phrases that are like compiled and show on a website. |
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Show Your Passport
An old man is asked to show his passport when going through French customs. |
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For My Balls
Tiger Woods pulls up into a gas station and is greeted by an Irishman. |
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Alcohol Warnings
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles. |
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Chief No Fart
Indian chief has trouble farting so he sends his messenger boy to the doctor for help. |
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Dirty Golf
A list of 10 different golf phrases that sound dirty but aren't meant to be. |
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Dog Named Sex
A woman calls her dog, Sex, which becomes a problem for her when the dog gets lost. |
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60 Minutes of Free Sex
Guy asks his buddy what he should get his wife for her birthday. |
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Honk For Jesus
A guy puts a "Honk If You Love Jesus" sticker on his car and sees the results. |
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Cybersex
A conversation between two people trying to cyber online while one makes it into a joke. |
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Superman and Wonderwoman
Superman and his friend were flying around when they decided to go to the beach. |
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What Color
Little Johnny wanted to leave class early so he devises a little plan. |
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How to Cook a Turkey
A rather amusing step by step guide on how to prepare a turkey. |
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7 Lemons
A woman confesses about her sexual acts and asks the priest what to do. |
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Trucking
A truck driver picks up a lady hitch-hiker and they start talking. |
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My Advice
Funny joke about the nortel stock and drinking beer. |
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Who's An Idiot?
Funny joke about a teacher who asks the classroom to stand up if they are an idiot. |
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Nervous Priest
Priest is nervous about speaking at the mass so another tells him to drink some vodka. |
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Fairy Godmother
A fairy godmother appears and gives an old lady 3 wishes. |
