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English Kills Joke about how you can eat and drink what you like as long as you don't speak English. |

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Terrible Accident Husband and wife get into a bad car crash and the wife's face is badly burned. |

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Great Female Comebacks Loads of one-liners for girls to respond to guy's pick-up lines. |

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Bizarre Suicide A president of forensics astounds his audience with a weird story. |

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Hell Ain't Bad Guy goes to hell and feels horrible until a demon walks up and talks to him. |

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English is Silly Funny poem about all the weird paradoxes and strange combination of words in the English lanuages. |

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We're Busy Guy calls up the police about someone breaking into his shed but the cops say they are too busy. |

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Car Keys Guy sees a woman who is locked out of her car and offers his help. |

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Think About It Things to ponder like doors on a house, skeletons, english words, UFOs, and more. |

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Morning Poem Nice little morning poetry with a little twist at the end. |

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Getting Hired A boss who is sensitive about is ears is hiring new employees. |

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Cherry Mistmas Recipe for some sort of vodka cake. |

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An Elderly Moment An old man talks to another about the restaurant he went to. |

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Job Definition The real meanings behind the way employees are defined. |

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Knowing The Driver Description of different kinds of car drivers all over America. |

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Because You're Blonde Blonde girl asks her mom why her handwriting is good and why she is so tall compared to her schoolmates. |

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Too Long A pretty secretary is asked by a rich African king to marry him. |

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Types of Men in Bathroom Different style of taking a leak in a bathroom stall toilet or urinal. |

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Same Difference Differences between a boss and an employee at the work place. |

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Go To Vegas Guy comes home and hears a voice telling him to sell his house. |

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I Am Pierre A brave French fighter pilot has a pleasant picnic with his girlfriend Marie. |

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Dumb Labels Actual labels on consumer goods proving that mankind is doomed through stupidity. |

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Annoying Wheel A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel in his pants. |

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Find Your Butt An explanation as to why dogs sniff each others butts. |

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Children's Poetry Funny nursery rhymes modified with some humor added into them. |

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Explain The Kids Wife discovers her husbands secret after all these years and comfronts him about it. |

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Too Much Sex Maria marries and has tons of children, remarries and has even more children. |

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Mental Health Hotline Phone up the mental health hotline and listen to your options. |

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Big Boobs Teacher goes around the class asking her students to use the word fascinate. |

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Got a Haircut Funny joke showing the differences between men and women when they get haircuts. |

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Play On Words A neat way to use play on words in the English language. |

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Funny Similes A bunch of funny phrases that are like compiled and show on a website. |

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Show Your Passport An old man is asked to show his passport when going through French customs. |

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For My Balls Tiger Woods pulls up into a gas station and is greeted by an Irishman. |

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Alcohol Warnings The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles. |

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Chief No Fart Indian chief has trouble farting so he sends his messenger boy to the doctor for help. |

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Dirty Golf A list of 10 different golf phrases that sound dirty but aren't meant to be. |

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Dog Named Sex A woman calls her dog, Sex, which becomes a problem for her when the dog gets lost. |

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60 Minutes of Free Sex Guy asks his buddy what he should get his wife for her birthday. |

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Honk For Jesus A guy puts a "Honk If You Love Jesus" sticker on his car and sees the results. |

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Cybersex A conversation between two people trying to cyber online while one makes it into a joke. |

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Superman and Wonderwoman Superman and his friend were flying around when they decided to go to the beach. |

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What Color Little Johnny wanted to leave class early so he devises a little plan. |

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How to Cook a Turkey A rather amusing step by step guide on how to prepare a turkey. |

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7 Lemons A woman confesses about her sexual acts and asks the priest what to do. |

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Trucking A truck driver picks up a lady hitch-hiker and they start talking. |

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My Advice Funny joke about the nortel stock and drinking beer. |

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Who's An Idiot? Funny joke about a teacher who asks the classroom to stand up if they are an idiot. |

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Nervous Priest Priest is nervous about speaking at the mass so another tells him to drink some vodka. |

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Fairy Godmother A fairy godmother appears and gives an old lady 3 wishes. |